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Snuff Flick
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FLOP
Chained to the mundane Monday morning routine
I gotta make my costume smell fresh and clean
Hold my head under the soapy water
But I aint got time to drown today, gotta get back to work, I got debt to pay
Acting guilty, I’m judged on the stage
A hung jury, typecast in this play
Kill me off, cut this endless scene
A hung jury, a climax unseen
A focus group watching, I state my case
A hung jury, trapped in this rat race
Please be kind, rewind the time
Rewrite this script of my life
It’s a flop, it’s a bomb, a steaming pile of shit
On a dusty shelf I’m being phased out quick
The whole world cries still for the funny man
Oh, such a dramatic end
Comedy and tragedy go hand in hand
The curtain’s waiting for the show to end
Tonight, the spotlight’s on the stagehand
With this rope will they applaud me then
I tie the knot
I tie the knot
I take a bow
I poop a lot
CHRYSALIS
They found me in a pool of blood
They found me with my pants down
They found me with a pencil and a book
They found me with a razorblade
They found me, my phone on silent
They found me in the fountain of youth
They found me with a crazy, stupid look
Bludgeoned, ridiculed, hollow, scorned
Zip me up like an astronaut
and blast me into the sky
Wrap me up, my corpse rots
like a caterpillar turned to a butterfly
Oh baby, show me mercy like you would some asshole line
Oh baby, talk to me like we were talking about shoes
Let me cut through that line before I go and cut my wrists
Gonna make such a mess
Zip me up
I’m still half alive
Put me into the oven
It’s better than being buried alive
Zip me up
I’ll die inside
Rigor mortis is a chrysalis
to spread my wings on the other side
WINTER SUN
I find myself in a fit of rage
I told myself I would not engage
At times a demon lives inside my mouth
It tortures me like a cat with a mouse
Sitting alone in a constant funk
Leaves me covered in spunk
I am broken and can’t be fixed
I’m a sadomasochist
Happiness is schtick, its fantasy
Pain is sexual novelty
Hey ho! Let’s go!
Rock out with your cock out dude
When I look in your eyes, my reflection dies
Like freezing in the winter sun
There’s tears in my eyes, your makeup is dry
Like freezing in the winter sun
Set my head on fire
Fire, I’m still smoking
Fire may make me a monster
But it also makes me a man
Not that you’d understand or choose to remember
Underneath all the ash I’m still who I used to be
Before you burned me
Doused me with gasoline
Hey ho! Let’s go!
Pull your fucking cock out bro!
BEDPAN
I’ve reached the stage of life when things fall apart
Its closer to reach the end than it is to restart
The hard beating of my heart
I’m shackled to this bed
And I pray to god that I wake up dead
But here I am again
I shit the bed again
I don’t dream anymore
These spurts of rest I get
I don’t dream anymore
Liquor and benzos help me forget
What I have done
What have I done?
I can’t move
I’m paralyzed
The mattress is collapsing on one side
The sign of the cross every night
Every morning I dread the light
I want to die
Pry myself out of this bed and do this pointless shit over again
Mocked like a martyr
Laughed at like a clown
Scoffed at like a junkie
Grown out of like a wedding gown
Roll my lazy ass onto the floor
INFANTILE
Never finished my degree
I study depression in a factory
On a playground sliding down
A conveyor belt to hell
Hallelujah
Holy spirit
Hallelujah
Bless this child
My mom thinks I’m a little slow
Treats me like I’m two years old
Ga ga goo goo me go poo poo in my pants
I fall down
I got a boo boo now
I blew a few lines of coke and I’m just now coming down
Mommy wow! I’m a big kid now
KLUTZ
I’m too loud to tiptoe around you
I’m too clumsy, I’ll break a few things along the way
I’m too dumb to bite my tongue but I’ve always been the stupid same
Did you not read through the fine print before you signed your name?
PACK RAT
This next one you can all relate to
You know which one I’m talking about
Oh, don’t give me that
We’re all guilty of being pack rats
Sing with me now
Shit, got a car full of shit
Shit, to fill up my basement
Shit I want
But nobody ever needs
Shit, got a car full of shit
Shit, it defines my existence
Shit I bought cuz I’m empty inside
I can’t hear you
What the hell was that?
You know you’re all hoarding, consuming fucking whores
So move those lips, come on motherfucker!
Got an attic full of shit
Got a garage full of shit
Got three storage units full of shit
I’m working my ass off to pay for it
All the trinkets I come home with
I still don’t even own a belt that properly fits
All the money I’ve thrown away
Could have saved a thousand families in Zimbabwe
Scooby Doo, where are you
Scooby Doo, I screwed the pooch
All the trinkets I come home with
I don’t have one pair of underwear without a hole in it
All the money I’ve thrown away
I could have purchased a mansion with an elegant mancave
DEAD WEIGHT
I swam to the top
But I sank to the bottom
Swallowed up like a minnow
KAPUT
Move it along people, nothing to see here
You better fucking remember me
I’m the anti-celebrity
Cutting room floor, B-side, rarity
I’d be a washed up has-been
Had I ever been anything at all
Sunny skies headed your way
In other news, a local loser was found dead
With an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head
And get this Nancy, in an apartment full of action figures
Wearing an outdated band shirt and a very old pair of sneakers
Ron, tell us more about that beautiful weekend weather
SWAN DIVE
It hit me hard today
All the things I stole have a price to pay
Like the wise men always say
Being a dick left a brick imprint on my face
Goodness gracious, somebody light a match
It’s getting awful smelly in here
I didn’t think my shit could stink
Never thought shit would hit the fan
I never even noticed it on my hands
This dookie is kooky
It’s kind of groovy, it’s kind of spooky
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade
When you fuck someone raw they can give you AIDS
Stay safe kids, people piss in that lemonade
Swan dived to the bottom
And I floated to the top
Got swept away in a billow
When you swim with the fish
You’re gonna get bit
Karma’s a bitch
You get what you give
You give what you get
THE END
The end of me
It's all over now
The end, thought I had everything but look at me now
The end, the past really stings when stung by the queen
The end, I had everything but nothing somehow
MORPHINE DRIP
My god, my god why hast thou forsaken me?
Forgive me, for I know not what I have done
I wrote it out, my last goodbyes
To the dirt on earth, I kissed the sky
There is no peace, my defense to offend
To stop this war, my hurt must end
I hide my secrets inside my mind
No one will know, with me they die
My head is soft, the ground is hard
Death is easy
Look down from the mountain
One leap and it’s done
The camera is rolling, the crucifix hung
This is my moment, my closeup, my fall
My legs are quivering, I don’t have the balls
Sorry to disappoint you folks, there’s no show to see
I’ll live and die like the rest of you in slow agony
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